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This is a multiple fandom blog, featuring mainly Hetalia, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who and Disney stuff.

Basically, though, I am a huge nerd and my motto pretty much is: If I laughed about it, it's gonna be reblogged.
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19th Aug. 2014 8:52pm Vor 13 Stunden 12.613 Anmerkungen

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

19th Aug. 2014 7:55pm Vor 14 Stunden 81.983 Anmerkungen

tentacletherapissed:

sagihairius:

tinychatter:

i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebody

yeah it does have a nice
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19th Aug. 2014 7:52pm Vor 14 Stunden 334.491 Anmerkungen

asian:

so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said  ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him but I think he’s annoying so unfollowed him and i was like “yeah haha hes such an asshole right??” and she was so happy that I agreed with her lmao

19th Aug. 2014 7:52pm Vor 14 Stunden 84.622 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: jmihelic)

19th Aug. 2014 5:45pm Vor 16 Stunden 2.390 Anmerkungen

xkimimarox:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

Saw this and wanted to share my story about how this is untrue. 
I was writing fanfiction in notebooks in high school, and me and my friends would pass it back and forth because they wanted to read all the smutty goodness. If anyone has read some of my fanfics for supernatural or otherwise you’ll know what I’m talking about. 
One day I was writing a particularly x rated scene in science. My friend was really excited about it and was bugging me to write faster and pass it to her to read. So I did and at one point the old fat teacher (a guy no less) goes, what are you writing that’s so wonderful? It can’t be notes, let me read it to the class. 
My friend literally gasped and I started shaking my head, ‘no you really don’t want to read this.’ I told him and he gave me a look so I brought it up to him and had to stand there as he read the most graphic man on man sex scene I’d probably ever written to date. I saw his eyes scan over the paper, and slowly get bigger and he glanced up at me and all I could do was shrug. ‘told you so’ I thought. 
He turned out to be a cool teacher and made up some gross sounding love confession about some guy I was crushing on, and then said don’t write anymore notes in his class. I sat down and I swear for the rest of that year he never called on me or looked at me for more than 2 seconds the rest of the semester. 
fanfiction could have ended my life that day. 

I am laughing so hard, holy shit.

xkimimarox:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

Saw this and wanted to share my story about how this is untrue. 

I was writing fanfiction in notebooks in high school, and me and my friends would pass it back and forth because they wanted to read all the smutty goodness. If anyone has read some of my fanfics for supernatural or otherwise you’ll know what I’m talking about. 

One day I was writing a particularly x rated scene in science. My friend was really excited about it and was bugging me to write faster and pass it to her to read. So I did and at one point the old fat teacher (a guy no less) goes, what are you writing that’s so wonderful? It can’t be notes, let me read it to the class. 

My friend literally gasped and I started shaking my head, ‘no you really don’t want to read this.’ I told him and he gave me a look so I brought it up to him and had to stand there as he read the most graphic man on man sex scene I’d probably ever written to date. I saw his eyes scan over the paper, and slowly get bigger and he glanced up at me and all I could do was shrug. ‘told you so’ I thought. 

He turned out to be a cool teacher and made up some gross sounding love confession about some guy I was crushing on, and then said don’t write anymore notes in his class. I sat down and I swear for the rest of that year he never called on me or looked at me for more than 2 seconds the rest of the semester. 

fanfiction could have ended my life that day. 

I am laughing so hard, holy shit.

19th Aug. 2014 5:43pm Vor 17 Stunden 180.460 Anmerkungen

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

19th Aug. 2014 5:42pm Vor 17 Stunden 431.358 Anmerkungen

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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19th Aug. 2014 5:41pm Vor 17 Stunden 83.906 Anmerkungen

rangerkimmy:

sburbatory:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

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I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins

(Quelle: nellhorin)

19th Aug. 2014 5:40pm Vor 17 Stunden 322.438 Anmerkungen

corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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ahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too, but this is only 1/4th of that room or something

guys there are two wedding photos

19th Aug. 2014 2:35pm Vor 20 Stunden 277.329 Anmerkungen

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

19th Aug. 2014 2:34pm Vor 20 Stunden 52.989 Anmerkungen

fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

19th Aug. 2014 2:34pm Vor 20 Stunden 4.086 Anmerkungen

iuius:

metalcop Ludwig and airbender Feli

iuius:

metalcop Ludwig and airbender Feli

19th Aug. 2014 2:31pm Vor 20 Stunden 3.918 Anmerkungen

the-beautiful-world:

Himaruya’s art- Showcase part two (the chibis!) from his blog entries 2011年05月 (36)

19th Aug. 2014 2:31pm Vor 20 Stunden 4.250 Anmerkungen

natodiangelo:

muffarino:

officialtobio:

nanaere:

officialtobio:

imagine nishinoya standing next to murasakibara

like this

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OH YM GOD

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JESUS CHRIST

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i cropped it down

19th Aug. 2014 2:27pm Vor 20 Stunden 16.582 Anmerkungen

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