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This is a multiple fandom blog, featuring mainly Hetalia, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who and Disney stuff.

Basically, though, I am a huge nerd and my motto pretty much is: If I laughed about it, it's gonna be reblogged.
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kkristoff:

kkristoff:

are we not going to talk about how in the scene where they first hear olaf, kristoff looks at sven like what the fuck, you can talk?

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kristoff’s just like is that you, why’ve i been talkin for you all these years when you could do it the whole time

and then anna goes

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bitch you’re kidding me your reindeer can actually fucking talk

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first my sister has ice powers now this reindeer can talk what is in the arendelle water supply i’m done

29th Sept. 2014 8:48am Vor 1 Tag 4.443 Anmerkungen

twinking:

stability:

philwrir:

officialfrenchtoast:

INTENSE

ITS BACK

I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell

I JUST WATCHED THIS AND I THINK MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN

(Quelle: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

28th Sept. 2014 7:26pm Vor 2 Tagen 1.163.124 Anmerkungen

the1975obsessed:

kawaii-animals-only:

One corgi, two corgi, three corgi, four corgi…

Save these pictures before you lose it on your dash

(Quelle: youtu.be)

25th Sept. 2014 9:35pm Vor 4 Tagen 275.721 Anmerkungen

okdontpanic:

hello-missmayhem:

cptprocrastination:

doomhamster:

belcanta:

nikkidubs:

attentiondeficitaptitude:

belcanta:

Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. 

Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.
The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.
But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.

"BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?" screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. "You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!""But where will people get the incentive to work?!" Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. "You think people should get paid for nothing? I work hard for my money!”
"But who will serve me?" grumbled Marty McMoneybags. "Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I do have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is stressful—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m rich??”

I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!

The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)
And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!
Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.
And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.
Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.
And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.
The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?
TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.

reblogging for more top commentary

They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. 
But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.
Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS SEROOUSLY EVERYONE I TELL THIS TO CALLS ME INSANE

The German politcal party Die Linke is trying to make this a thing in Germany, too, and we’re talking about this topic in social sciences class at the moment. 
But it’s not all fair! Die Linke would take the money from the rich people and give equal amounts of money to every citizen. They would also take away Hartz IV, which is basically a small amount of money paid out to people at the risk of poverty, and they’d also stop all the other social support the country is giving.
But is that fair? People who work hard for their money would not earn more than people who do not work at all. Other parties, like the CDU, are against the so called Basic Income because of that.
But yeah, it’ not a bad idea, I just don’t think it’ll work like people are wishing it to work.

okdontpanic:

hello-missmayhem:

cptprocrastination:

doomhamster:

belcanta:

nikkidubs:

attentiondeficitaptitude:

belcanta:

Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. 

Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.

The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.

But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.

"BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?" screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. "You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!"

"But where will people get the incentive to work?!" Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. "You think people should get paid for nothing? I work hard for my money!”

"But who will serve me?" grumbled Marty McMoneybags. "Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I do have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is stressful—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m rich??”

I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!

The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)

And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!

Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.

And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.

Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.

And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.

The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?

TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.

reblogging for more top commentary

They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. 

But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.

Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS SEROOUSLY EVERYONE I TELL THIS TO CALLS ME INSANE

The German politcal party Die Linke is trying to make this a thing in Germany, too, and we’re talking about this topic in social sciences class at the moment.

But it’s not all fair! Die Linke would take the money from the rich people and give equal amounts of money to every citizen. They would also take away Hartz IV, which is basically a small amount of money paid out to people at the risk of poverty, and they’d also stop all the other social support the country is giving.

But is that fair? People who work hard for their money would not earn more than people who do not work at all. Other parties, like the CDU, are against the so called Basic Income because of that.

But yeah, it’ not a bad idea, I just don’t think it’ll work like people are wishing it to work.

25th Sept. 2014 9:32pm Vor 4 Tagen 241.419 Anmerkungen

sexaholicrus:

fruks:

aph germany: were having a meeting on 4/20

aph france: bruh

aph italy: bruh

aph japan: bruh

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I DID IT

(Quelle: fruks)

25th Sept. 2014 6:12pm Vor 5 Tagen 9.030 Anmerkungen

hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

(Quelle: vine.co)

25th Sept. 2014 6:10pm Vor 5 Tagen 59.850 Anmerkungen

zukosbeautifulbooty:

unm BLESS THE GRANDCHILDREN OF WHOMEVER MADE THIS

(Quelle: maldoraan)

25th Sept. 2014 6:06pm Vor 5 Tagen 108.382 Anmerkungen

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(Quelle: 4gifs)

25th Sept. 2014 5:59pm Vor 5 Tagen 1.195.952 Anmerkungen

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

Video

This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

25th Sept. 2014 5:55pm Vor 5 Tagen 176.212 Anmerkungen

lesmiserablephantom:


WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

lesmiserablephantom:

WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

(Quelle: p0ltergeist)

25th Sept. 2014 5:53pm Vor 5 Tagen 282.491 Anmerkungen

pandabaozi:

Someone stole that

25th Sept. 2014 5:48pm Vor 5 Tagen 2.163 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: srsfunny)

25th Sept. 2014 5:44pm Vor 5 Tagen 51.812 Anmerkungen

ivyarchive:

mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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25th Sept. 2014 5:42pm Vor 5 Tagen 229.860 Anmerkungen

mysteriousninja:

Hey this lineart doesn’t look that bad!

*turns off sketch layer*

25th Sept. 2014 5:29pm Vor 5 Tagen 21.987 Anmerkungen

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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25th Sept. 2014 4:58pm Vor 5 Tagen 51.312 Anmerkungen

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