And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go
switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
Watching this dorama “saba doru” when…
*whisper* she is one of us
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
sassy-spoon lives up to its url
I love this
when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
so this blog just followed me
and I was intrigued so i went to their blog and
it is all irons
I can’t fukcinfg deal with this tHERE IS AN IRON IN A TREE WTF
omg they follow me what do i do
"Polished from her metallic gold wig to her patent leather high heels, gripping a clipboard. Remarkably unchanged except for the vacant look in her eyes.” - Mockingjay
30+ years of adventures, mishaps, and shenanigans and I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve seen Mario and Luigi do anything plumbing related.
Last time I saw someone hit a glass pipe that hard he was elected mayor of Toronto.
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
This one time my friend sent a hetalia episode to our history teacher who is part German and it was that one episode where Italy sings to Germany. Italy sings him something like, “German women are scary because their big.” So the next day when we saw him, we asked what did he think and all he said was, “MY MOTHER IS BEAUTIFUL.”
Anonymous Asked: Can you please make a gifset of the time naruto accidentally agreed to have sex with that one girl?