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This is a multiple fandom blog, featuring mainly Hetalia, Harry Potter, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who and Disney stuff.

Basically, though, I am a huge nerd and my motto pretty much is: If I laughed about it, it's gonna be reblogged.
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schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.

23rd Juli 2014 4:33pm Vor 5 Stunden 16.120 Anmerkungen

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

23rd Juli 2014 4:30pm Vor 5 Stunden 392.544 Anmerkungen
Don't try to live so wise
Don't cry 'cause you're so right
Don't dry, with fakes or fears
'Cause you will hate yourself in the end.

(Quelle: harunosakuras)

23rd Juli 2014 4:27pm Vor 5 Stunden 614 Anmerkungen
sometime in the future
  • therapist: when did this empty feeling in your life begin?
  • me: back in 2014
  • therapist: would you like to tell me what happened that year?
  • me:
  • me: *starts choking up*
  • me: *starts pacing back and forth in the room*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *feels dizzy and sits down in chair*
  • me:
  • therapist: we don't have to talk about it right now, it's oka-
  • me: *slams naruto manga on desk* NO, IT'S NOT OKAY!!!! WHEN NARUTO ENDED A PART OF ME DIED, AND IT'S BEEN HARD TO KEEP BEliEVEING it SInc E OH mY GSHLFGS%Fgh DAtTT E BA YO
23rd Juli 2014 4:26pm Vor 5 Stunden 3.286 Anmerkungen

Yooo, we’re leaving for Hamburg now, to see the Phantom of the Opera this evening, and tomorrow we’ll go further north to fucking DENMARK!!! WHOOHOOOOO!

23rd Juli 2014 12:07pm Vor 9 Stunden 0 Anmerkungen

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??



okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

23rd Juli 2014 8:32am Vor 13 Stunden 360.080 Anmerkungen

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Quelle: markkruffalo)

23rd Juli 2014 8:31am Vor 13 Stunden 49.378 Anmerkungen

little-red-riding-berry:

Wanting attention but not wanting to be center of attention 

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Not wanting to be ignored but also wanting to be left alone 

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23rd Juli 2014 8:30am Vor 13 Stunden 977 Anmerkungen

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

febricant:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

23rd Juli 2014 8:30am Vor 13 Stunden 514.074 Anmerkungen

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

22nd Juli 2014 11:02pm Vor 23 Stunden 161.080 Anmerkungen

http://gilbert-the-butter-fairy.tumblr.com/post/92559963816/dont-get-me-wrong-i-have-no-problem-with

gilbert-the-butter-fairy:

Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with people’s sexualities being pan sexual myself. But it’s the fact that people are starting to be so self-centered and maybe a bit too proud of being gay or lesbian, bisexual and asexual it’s getting to point where you’re dissing straight people when you…

22nd Juli 2014 11:00pm Vor 23 Stunden 12 Anmerkungen

readingaroundthemovies:

g-houst:

im-just-a-lie:

busket:

Ghost Girl (by Kevin Francis Gray)

Via

man but this photoset ignores some of my favorite things about this piece

like this

and this

it gives it more of a story i think

Every time I see this I must reblog!!

Not something I would usually reblog, but it’s so beautiful.

The arm

(Quelle: from89)

22nd Juli 2014 8:22pm Vor 1 Tag 237.853 Anmerkungen

22nd Juli 2014 8:18pm Vor 1 Tag 129.617 Anmerkungen

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

22nd Juli 2014 6:04pm Vor 1 Tag 14.517 Anmerkungen
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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

22nd Juli 2014 6:02pm Vor 1 Tag 397.229 Anmerkungen

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